Is this canoe hanging by a thread, or would you feel confident standing underneath it and taking your chances? I think I’ll hang tight over here and out of the way.
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Hey, I got this holey crappy garden hose.
Hey, I got this shed but need to store my lawn mower and crap.
Hey, here’s an idea: make a thrifty little canoe hanging thing out of the hose. It won’t scratch the canoe. It won’t slip. And it’s very easy to maneuver.