Not all Crappier but Cheaper features are actually crappy. This DIY roof bench (yes, roof bench) is made from two snowboards. We assume they are old, perhaps broken. Yet we don’t truly know because We were not willing to scale the building to confirm or deny. We are dedicated, but there are limits.
Now we don’t see a window nearby or any obvious way by which a human could access the snowboard bench. That’s just part of the magic.
Or maybe someone inside the house is calling up a friend to say, hey friend, want to come over and hang out on my roof bench? Want to?